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LosAngelesProseur
die hard a’s fan with an unabashed skill for shit talking, LosAngelesProseur was born and raised in oakland, california and is currently living as a dental benefited hopeless writer-meets-lover in the silver lake district of LA. she cuts her own bangs (which is why they are always crooked) and drinks coffee with cream no sugar. and by cream, she means soy milk. she’s obsessed with bob dylan and wutang clan and hopes one day to master the robot.
BunnyDoesIowa was born a sweet, furry kit in the farmlands of Ole Wisconny where she learned to frolic, milk cows and drive a stick shift on the back 40 acres. After extended stints in Minneapolis and New York City, she flirted her way to fame and fortune and straight into the outstretched arms of Des Moines, Iowa. While she has finally made 3 friends, she is still shining her light into the deep black abyss for a man that has tattoos (infer: not lame flash), a motorcycle, a rock and roll outlook, all his teeth and health insurance to boot. Oh no, he exists, don’t think he doesn’t. She also drinks copious amounts of coffee, but with extra cream (and I do mean cream) and 1 sugar. She enjoys lowbrow art, expensive footwear, fancy yogurt, independent films and traveling. Does she sound like a bit of a snob? Bingo, Bright Eyes, she is, but in a way that is retarded funbags as she struts her Jackie O. jawns.
Raised a Southern Lady in a tiny town in Georgia, NYC Vixen spends her days donning secretary skirts and fills her nights with singing, writing, and dancing like she’s the star of her own music video. She moved to Brooklyn to pursue her dream of living amongst trust fund babies with ironic outfits. She has a slight obsession with chicken biscuits and music. NYC Vixen is typically known as a baller – a softballer, and knows her way around a pool table. Her bangs are actually too long to be considered bangs, and she is okay with that. She takes her coffee dark and with enough sugar to compete with just how sweet she is.
Sara said,
May 23, 2008 at 8:32 pm
you are all hilarious and a good read to boot! I must admit that you’ve made my moseslostinthedesertfor40years friday pass much faster (and with more endorphins) than expected. Some of my favorites were the visual efftects of the NYC Vixen article relating ads to thriftstore finds and the laproser explorations into the douche-bag dating circles of LA.
bravo!